Football Player Pun Team Names
The easiest, and often funniest, witty fantasy team names are puns based on the player names. These names can take all forms. Some are fun and harmless while others I’ve seen are gross and offensive. Below I’ll list a few of the better ones I’ve seen.
Favre Dollar Footlong - The #1 all time fantasy football team name on fantasyteamnames.net knocks it out of the park. Every diehard Sunday football watcher has seen the subway commercial ten million times. The song is ingrained into our minds, and somehow it stays catchy. Much catchier than the ridiculous Toyota “Saved by Zeroooooo” song that also played every 2008 NFL commercial break. Throw the exasperating Brett Favre into the name and for some reason its just really funny. At this point just about everything Favre-related is funny to me, though.
I Just Witten My Pants - The higher profile the player, the better the team name. Especially if it involved accidental bowel movements. I have personally used this team name on two different Witten-rostered teams. Grab Witten in the fourth round and immediately change your name to this.
2 Inches Flacco, 4 Inches Huard - A WELL DONE DOUBLE PLAYER NAME PUN! HOLY SHIT! This one is legendary. Way too long to fit on a Yahoo team name in this form, but shorten it to 2″Flacco4″Huard and you’re set.
Ahman the Inactive List Again - I guess Ahman Green is no longer fantasy relevant, but his last few years in the league were absurd. Who knows, maybe the Broncos will sign him so that he can have one more glorious year in the training room.
Mendenhally Retarded - Welcome to fantasy football, Rashard. It’s a harsh world. I just thought this one was particularly witty for some reason. When Rashard is the main man in Pittsburgh in a couple years I may be using this one myself.